Who would lay someone off right before Thanksgiving? My former employer, that's who. Happy Holidays, asshole.
Why is the health of the economy hanging in the balance depending upon a fruitful holiday spending spree?
70 million people are sleep deprived, but many take "power naps." I've taken power naps in the past. Now that I'm among the unemployed, I take super power naps, for a few hours.
We used to have a nativity scene when I was a kid, the whole works with a removable baby Jesus and the wise men and several animals. I felt the need to incorporate fisher price people and army men. The funniest nativity scene, however, was at my cousin's wife's parent's house. That scene contained at least a hundred action figures, fisher price things, funny little stuffed animals, and anything else that was small enough to fit on the shelf it was displayed on. It was a constant source of amusement for the few years that I lived there and participated in holiday festivites.