Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Bird Shit and Paper Cut

These are two unrelated items.

  • Bird Shit will eat the paint off of your car if you don't wash it off immeadiately. I made the mistake of sleeping, and in the early dawn, my car was marked for destruction by a couple of teradactyls, I think. In any event, by the time I noticed it and washed it off, the splats of the shit's imprint had ate into the paint on the hood of my car.

  • Why is it I can get punched in the eye at class, and after a couple of minutes I can bounce back, but I get a papercut and it hurts for days?

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