Friday, August 12, 2005

No Tail and Son Of No Tail

There are two cats that live next door, and we’ve named them No Tail, and Son Of No Tail. I’m sure by the names we’ve given them, you can ascertain that they have no tails. No Tail is an old female cat, kind of fluffy and bitchy, and Son Of No Tail would spray our doors and windows, fight with Jim and Marcus, and sneak into our house and eat their food. He was a cute looking cat, all beige with a black face, but an asshole.

We haven’t seen Son Of No Tail for quite a few months, and we are beginning to speculate that Billie The Angry Border Collie ate him.

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