Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Not that anyone but me cares.
I interviewed someone for an unarmed security position earlier, and during the final thank you handshake, the applicant's hand lingered a few more moments than necessary. I prefer a firm handshake, not a noodle limp handshake, and not lingering or grasping more than necessary. I think I almost had a borderline let-me-yank-my-hand away shake retrevial incident.
I refuse to buy a scale, mostly because it's an unnecessary expense. But I have no problem going into my local Target on a weekly basis, and taking a nice digital scale out of the package to weigh myself, and putting it back in the package after I've received my results. Not that they vary much, and if it is going to vary you usually don't need a scale to confirm that.
There was something else I wanted to comment on, but now that I'm sitting here typing it escapes me....
Monday, November 28, 2005
Back to the contradiction...I’m not saying that employers in the medical field should discriminate and not hire overweight people. I just feel that at a doctor’s office, I expect the people who take care of my health to have a general knowledge of how to be healthy, and their employment should be contingent upon representing the personification of a healthy lifestyle. The only exception I can think of is when it’s an absolutely uncontrolled condition, like genetic pre-disposition, or something. It’s just weird, and makes me feel uncomfortable, especially when these overweight healthcare practitioners tsk tsk me a few minutes of questions and examination. I feel like saying, “Who the f are you to judge me?” but I don’t want to put things at a sour angle because I need the service I made the appointment for. I personally believe that mankind’s consumption of hydrogenated corn oil, refined sugars and high fructose corn syrup is mutating molecules and transforming the way we metabolize and process those non-natural food products. But whatever. I also think most prescription drugs are bad for you, and are designed for you to take them with several follow up pills to treat side effects. I’ve tried to debate this with healthcare professionals in the past, and the only people with an open mind are the alternative medicine doctors, or acupuncturists.
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Even though I've never driven a motorcycle, I have had the opportunity to be a passenger on one a few times. I have memories of my step-brothers (before they were my step-brothers) taking turns riding a motorcycle up and down the street, and I was clinging for my life to the waist of whoever was driving. I'm not sure who owned the motorcycle, but the test drive starting point was in front of my future step-mother's house, located in a Florida residential neighborhood. All of the houses in that neighborhood reflected the plans of one of three slightly different architectural designs, and the exterior color palette varied in an array of pastel colors, or white. The name of the street where the motorcycle demonstration and rides were occurring was called Hunt Club Drive, and yes, everyone made jokes about the name.
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Friday, November 25, 2005
Pat "Mr. Myagi" Morita kicked the bucket yesterday. There are conflicting reports about the nature of his death; his wife states he died of natural causes, and some claim he died of kidney failure. A third group believe his death is attributed to being a mark, and hit by the Cobra-Kai, whose students delivered a quick, unsuspecting and fatal blow to Mr. Myagi's abdomen by a front-snap kick from a crane stance.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Jonathan wasn’t horrible to work with, and after a few rounds I got a good handle on his strategy and how he was operating. At one point during the drill, he was approaching me and another pair of students practicing the same drill accidentally walked backwards, colliding into Jonathan. Now, Jonathan was barefoot, and the person who was involved in the collision had wrestling shoes on, and stepped on Jonathan’s big toe. As a result, it flipped the toenail on his big toe backwards. He started yelling, then reached down and flipped it back to normal. This has happened to me in the past when I was growing my fingernails long, and it is a weird uncomfortable gross sensation. I guess it’s a little painful, but it’s more that I equate the sensation with scratching your nails on chalkboard, or chewing on tinfoil. Or scraping a plastic fork on a Styrofoam anything. In any event, Jonathan should have engaged in more toenail maintenance, they were a little on the long side. Jonathan hopped around for a few minutes, and yelled while I waited in a horse stance so we could continue our drill. Then Jonathan was trying to engage me in conversation about his foot, and I, waiting in my stance replied, “Yeah, man that sucks, you ready to get back to it?” Jonathan debated if he should get an ice pack and kept complaining, and walked around on his foot all funny.
I noticed him approaching the teacher, and telling him what happened. I saw the teacher smile and reply, “Cool,” and offer no more advice. Jonathan asked if he should get an ice pack, and was voicing concern about his toenail. The teacher said, “You know what, if you want to go ahead, but I think if you just get back to it you’ll be fine.” I agree with the teacher, if I get hurt I feel like it’s an inconvenience if I have to take time to step away from the drill to tape a broken toe to another so it doesn’t flop all over the place. Or if I’m bleeding, I always cover it and clean the floor where I bled. But I really don’t bleed or break much stuff; it’s mostly bruises, on my forearms, or on my shins. Sometimes I might have a fat lip for a few hours or one eye looks more swollen then the other for a day, but that doesn’t ‘happen often. Most of my injuries occur when someone else blocks my punches or kicks. If an injury does occur, I find the best thing to do is walk it off while all of your endorphins are flowing.
Shortly after Jonathan was done talking to the teacher, he opted to step off of the floor and we got to choose new partners again. I heard Jonathan later telling someone else he was working with about his toe, and even though it didn’t bleed, I noticed a band-aid on it.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
The other day, the theme of the day was applicants that are missing their middle three fingers, so all they have is an pinky finger, a thumb, and three nubs where the missing digits were supposed to be. It makes shaking hands with someone akward, especially when you don't notice there are missing fingers until after you move in for the shake. Once you start to shake, you can't retract that hand and have to follow through. I don't mind doing that every once in a while, but the other day I saw 5 people with the similar hand-finger thing going on.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
I can honestly say that I don't really like pigeons. This one would attack me when I would try to give him birdseed, or fix his water thing he walked in, knocked over and shit on for the hundredth time. He would either whip me with his wings, or peck my hand.
I brought Harmony to the Audubon society, where it was determined that he was of a non-native species and our state's department of fish and wildlife didn't have funds to help him. They did examine him, and found that his leg looks like a cat may have bitten it, and gave him an antibiotic. The people at the Audubon society said it was a Rock Pigeon, and they couldn't tell if it was male or female. They also said it was a fledgling, and could fly short distances. My choices were to have left the bird there, where they would have euthanised him, or I could take it home with me and nurse it back to health, where Harmony would have a 50-50 chance of living. I know Kitt isn't in a position to keep and take care of this bird, even though she indicated she wanted to.
I cleared out my closet, and lined the floor several layers with newspaper, and put a barrier in front of the open door so it could get light and air. Harmony happily ate seed flapped his wings and shit all night, and this morning he flew out of the barrier and gave himself a self-guided tour of my apartment. I figured if it was well enough to do all that, it must be fine. When Harmony was walking on top of my refrigerator, he didn't seem to limp at all anymore. I opened the door and let him out, and he flapped and flew low, up the street, out of sight.
That was the last I saw of Harmony.
Friday, November 11, 2005
This recipie developed itself after we determined we didn't really have anything to eat for dinner. It’s the day before payday, and how many of us have experienced this dilemma? After conducting a refrigerator and pantry assessment, I found that we had a bunch of odds and ends, not too much in the way of produce, and plenty of staples. What came next was an improvised potluck; something that started a hazy vagueness, and took a shape as each piece of the culinary puzzle fit another. The result was pure creativity, and turned out delicious, and proceeded to be consumed. Success!
The name mercy pie seemed fitting due to the circumstances the meal was created. The name came from a nickname given to the quick meals made when I worked in a group home with 10 mentally retarded and developmentally disabled adults in New York. If there was an activity the staff were required to bring the group to after dinner, to make things go quickly we would make something like beanie-weenies, which was simply opening up a big can of beans and dumping in to a saucepan, and mixing with chopped up hot dogs. If it were available, we’d boil up a can of soup and add that, too. Minimum preparation and mess, we dubbed these meals “Mercy Meals” because they were thrown together all willy-nilly, usually served on paper plates for a quick and easy clean up. Some of the adults we were in charge of taking care of were very messy eaters, and in most cases wearing or throwing more then they ingest. A Mercy Meal would be a quick favorite, that had a higher chance of being completely eaten, and not used as a projectile weapon.
I think cooking is creativity. Colors are good, textures are good; sauces and gravies are usually good. It doesn’t matter how you eat: carnivore, herbivore or omnivore, vegan or anything goes, and everything in between. If you are creative, this can be a great recipe.
What you need:
- Pie Crust: You can either pick up a package of frozen ones for a couple of bucks, there’s nothing wrong with that. I have a recipie that I use; I'll put it in a seperate post. Making your own crust isn't too hard to do, but some important advice I received from a cook I worked with when I was 15 was "even though cooking is creativity, baking is chemistry and science."
- Lots of odd things…do you have any leftovers you need to get rid of? Have vegetables, cheese, leftover bacon, Spanish rice, spaghetti sauce, olives or anything else? Put them all in the pie shell and bake. Feel free to beat 2-3 eggs with water, milk or cream and pour over vegetables and/or meats and bake until set, firm, and golden brown on top. Liberally sprinkle everything with cheese.
After you fill the piecrust with various items, and bake at 375° for about 35 minutes. Depending on your oven, all heat differently, so after ½ hour take a look at it. Even heating is important, too, and unless you have a new good oven turn the pie half way round after the first 15 minutes of baking.
Cooked Ground beef (or tofu/tempeh crumbles)
Cheddar or soy cheese
Layer ground beef on the bottom, pour gravy over beef, mashed potatoes on top, sprinkle with cheese. Bake until golden brown, it's like a big shepards pie.
Beat three eggs and ¼ cup of cream (okay to substitute milk, soy milk or water)
Mix in a 10oz-defrosted package of frozen spinach,
¼ tsp nutmeg
½ tsp salt and pepper
2 cups of grated Swiss or soy cheese
½ cup fresh grated parmesan or Romano cheese
(This actually is a quiche, not really Mercy Pie)
Pour all into pie shell, and bake at 350 degrees for 30-45 minutes. Check often!
The Mercy Pie I made had layers of taco meat, mashed potatoes, and some wild rice a roni mix with carrots and peas mixed in. I sprinkled soy cheese on top. It was so delicious, our friend Tom was over tonight and between the three of us we ate most of it.
This recipe is a guide; basic pieces of a good dinner derived from odds and ends, leftovers and overlooked pantry items. The beauty of this pie is it is satisfying and filling, and can comfortably feed 2-4 adults. The recommended beverage is whatever’s available; preferably ginger ale but tonight I had tea.
We have an overnight guest tonight, named Harmony. Harmony is a pigeon that was found injured in a bus stop by a young woman named Kitt, who works at our company as a warehouse temp. She came in our office today to pick up her paycheck (Friday is payday), and told the receptionist about how she found the injured pigeon. Kitt was keeping it in the room she was renting, but the manager wasn't aware she had the bird. Kitt wanted to, but was unable t bring Harmony to the Audubon Society so it could get the care it needed. I happened to be hanging out at the front desk while this conversation occurred, and before I knew it, I heard someone else say out of my mouth with my voice "I'll take the pigeon there for you. Where do you live, I can go pick it up." Kitt gave me her address, and after I got off of work, I went by her room to pick up the pigeon.
Harmony the pigeon is residing next to me peacefully, in the cardbox box. I put a holey talbecloth, that has been recetnly been demoted to rag in there to make it more comfortable. I also put a small water dish, and a small dish with crushed raw peanuts and oatmeal cookie on it. He/She is pretty comfortable and relaxed, and Marcus hasn't noticed yet that there's an injured bird in the house. I think Harmony is a juvenile, he's not making the annoying pigeon "cooing" noise, but pepping excitedly whenever I refill his water or give him more food. The Audobon Society opens tomorrow morning at 9 AM, and I plan to drop Hamonry off as soon as they open.
Kitt's room was a fifth floor walk-up, past a community kitchen and several other doors to other rooms. It smelled like someone had cooked something good for dinner; I envisioned baked macaroni and cheese, or green bean French onion casserole. It was dark and rainy at 5:15 PM, sheets of a fine soaking blanketing the sidewalks and streets, and collecting and dropping in glops in the half bare trees. I had to pick up a very beat up telephone receiver and buzz her to let her know I had arrived, and feared putting the phone up to my ear. I carefully held the receiver with two fingers and pressed the button for her apartment. I heard heard a muffled "Hello?" and I shouted over the traffic and rain," HI I'M HERE TO SEE KITT TO PICK UP THE BIRD." I head rattling on the other end, and a few minutes later Kitt came bounding down the stairs. She welcomed me and thanked me profusely for offering to do this.
I think it's funny how you meet people, and make observations about who they are based on who you get a glimpse of. I think especially doing the job I do, I get to know people so briefly, the next thing you know it's 6 months later and I'm on line at Safeway and they're standing in front of me, with their families, shopping carts full of the products they use, unnoticed and in their on element. Or at least a place they feel more comfortable in. I really think it's interesting to meet somebody and see where they live, to observe environment where they hang their hat and rest their head. I feel like I get a glimpse at an intimate part of someone when I see where they live, or get a ride in their car. I suppose this applies to family and friends I've known for decades, too. Especially as time passes, it interests me to see all the details; color of the bedspread, kinds of knick-knacks and decorative items, types of food items in the refrigerator, everything. The situation with Harmony I walked into today has a whole other dimension to it—since I do some of the employee information data processing, I know a lot of background about Kitt.
When I walked into Kitt's room, I noticed there were pigeon feathers, bird shit and cheerios, sunflower seeds, and pumpkin seeds all over a white tarp in taking up most of the room. The room seemed to be a little bigger than my cubicle, and was furnished with a twin bed, covered in a frilly and lacy white comforter against one wall, and an entertainment center against the opposite wall, only a ridiculously an disproportionately large television on it. Judge Judy was on, larger than life, scolding and looming over the tiny dimly lit space. In between the television and bed were various piles of brightly colored clothing, a small table with some paper and pens on it, a couple of magazines, a mirror on the wall, and a shelf overflowing with make-up products: lip gloss, eye shadow, mascara, nail polish, and all the accessories to apply that stuff. Kitt scooped up Harmony who was nesting in one of her shoes, and put the pigeon in a cardboard box. He flapped and scattered more feathers throughout this whole process, while Judge Judy is bitching someone out in the background. After Harmony was secure, Kitt gave me a letter to give the Audubon society, and reiterated the symptoms the bird was showing, it's progress, what she would do for the bird, like a nervous mother hen. I reassured her that everything would be all right, and told her I would leave a message for her after I handed Harmony over, letting her know that everything went fine.
Later, I realized the cardboard box has "Portland Police Bureau" printed on the sides; I bet that’s what she got her personal items back in when she successfully completed her incarceration.
This is what I know about Kitt: She has a three-year-old son that was taken from her by child protective services and placed in foster care. She has had an extensive history using meth and ecstasy, and recently turned 24. The apartment building she is living in is subsidized transitional drug and alcohol free housing. She has killed a significant number of brain cells, and is mentally about 13 or 14. She had been in and out of jail since she was 19 on drug related charges.
This is what the letter she wrote said:
I found harmony in a bus stop downtown yesterday morning on the day 10-10-05. Today is 10-11-05 Friday. This pigeon will eat, drink, & flap her or his wings. Sometimes Harmony's foot appears hurt. Harmony can flap & flap but cant seem to fly away. I have noticed an improvement in Harmony in the time I have had her in my home. Please don't kill Harmony just because she may not fly again, I will take good
care of her in the country. I just want her to get better & hopefully breleaseded back in the wild. If she is better, but cant survive alone I want her back. Please -call- leave me with an update. I will call. Im also interested in donating my time. I use to work at a vet assisting in surgeries & more.
My name is Cynthia Leamout. My message # is 1-999-804-5033.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
I'm not always happy, and I am pretty private (at least I try to be but i have a big mouth) when I'm unhappy. I am really bad about taking my own advice, and give out advice like lollipops or dog biscuits at the bank. It takes more energy to be in a crappy state of mind, after a while it seems you have to work at being pissy to maintain that level of pissyness.
After the exchange with the co-worker, I began to think about the last job I had (see the beginning of this blog) and most of the people who I worked with there made the same comments, and did everything in their power to make me feel like I wasn't welcome, I wasn't accepted, I didn't fit in, the clique didn't want anything to do with me. I didn't care, and kept smiling, because if they want to be miserable fucks that fine by me. They even eventually "elminated my position," which is employer speak for we don't like you, and you are employed in an "at will" state. I didn't care, though, I gained sufficient knowledge to move on beyond the scope of those dead-enders, and will be back to make extravagant purchases one day, and I can be the bitchy picky customer telling them to jump and them asking how high.
All in all I don't trust people who seem put off that I'm in a good mood. It is sub-conscious, I'm not walking around thinking "be happy...smile...be happy...smile." I just am happy, happy to be alive, happy to have good things that I like, and know good people and find humor in many situations and have many opportunities to explore. I find what really gets under the skin of these dejected individuals is when you keep smiling. It doesn't bother me, but I think it's weird someone would say something or act like that to someone.
Who are these miserable indivuduals that are so unsatisified in their existance they have to try to bring other people down? I bet they have a shorter life expectancy compared to the average person.