Friday, November 25, 2005

Mr. Myagi dies at 73



Pat "Mr. Myagi" Morita kicked the bucket yesterday. There are conflicting reports about the nature of his death; his wife states he died of natural causes, and some claim he died of kidney failure. A third group believe his death is attributed to being a mark, and hit by the Cobra-Kai, whose students delivered a quick, unsuspecting and fatal blow to Mr. Myagi's abdomen by a front-snap kick from a crane stance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Pat Morita has passed away at the age of 73. Best known for his work as the
beloved sensei in "The Karate Kid" movies, Morita reportedly died of
natural
causes (but I suspect ninjas). Morita used to say that while he
enjoyed
the wax on, he spent much of his retirement perfecting the wax off.
That
and masturbating.